Sunday, November 29, 2009

Amsterdamer Rolling Tobacco

Draft

Sarà anche la prima aria di Natale in arrivo, ma negli ultimi tempi c'è troppo movimento dentro and around the house. Yesterday was the turn of some pretty girls , radunatesi for a test under our balcony. My roommate was not home, occurred when the sorceress and umbrellas are unlined lips of such a red Santa Claus knock suffered by the victim, already at its lowest resistance to the prolonged period of penance imposed by his chastity rehabilitator sexual Fornicon .

was up to the policemen guarding the house rescue readily with salts of cocaine, which returns immediately to the conscious world. He had not yet put up his unerring instinct latin lover already forced him to pull off irresistible seductive weapons: with his trembling hand began to sign blank checks to dozens of little women there, in the vain hope of bringing about in the house at least a couple. Only the heroism of the civil police, clipping him and dragged him up the stairs of the building, prevent him from squandering a fortune.

now we all compulsively try and use any means to achieve the coveted fur. Even coming to exchange valuable pieces of his government ministers of the caliphate for anonymous ex-Soviet, as if they were stickers. Today I was sharpening his nails on the cellophane that harness the human dimensions of a new statue in just recapitataci lounge when I heard death rattle. I nell'involucro enough digging to discover the terrified eyes of Don Bondio , packed and ready to be shipped to Turkmenistan. I have signed the first guancione with my claws (settlement of accounts for an old story of abuse suffered by me pseudolirici ) and I then closed the gift bag: I never interferes with the course of international diplomacy.

Recently there has been a great rumor relations between the mafia and political power. As my partner is the most powerful man in Italy for years and has also hosted a Mafia boss in the house, it was foreseeable that some newspapers would plunged headlong in the easy equation. Less predictable was that repentant Mafia begin to "sing" to explain the uvula past associations between him, his accomplices and the honor society. "Why suddenly all this chatter?" Asked a little popes' disbelief. The Minister spellicciato straziagiustizia was unable to answer because he was too busy to get the abacus that only 1% of the processes will be required by law short trial.

Telesina proposed to directly ask the doctor . But it is not easy, because he is a fugitive. Don Maccieddu was then used to hold a conversation on Skype, that can not be intercepted by the ordinary courts. Right from his first words, the doctor seemed a little angry:

"What mminghia vuliti?"
"Good Doctor" and greeted Telesina reverent, "Kiss the hands symbolically."
"Speak, speak, kiss me, ca nun schifìu me. Vuliti Ca?"
"Look, this president was asked here have heard this ... sorry, this Spatuzza, that statement is doing ... So, we wanted to see if he is just a maverick, one on which you could maybe put some pressure , we say cross, you understand me doctor, just to get him to keep some 'more of confidentiality on some important issues Status ... or if some change is taking place in the general strategy, if that is not really Spatuzza but it could only have someone behind him who sent him out with a message ... we would like to understand first of all, here. "
" The message is that there nuatri nun sentìemu jappresentati most out of your chair. Chillu did fessu mezzu mundu with its promises. And u intantu 41 a nun there was still raised.
"But there seemed to be coming to meet him ... with the tax shelter, interceptions ... "
" But chidde are all things that are mainly aimed at him! Where's the money for the bridge over stjetto u? Peaks including the nun ancestral jeati mafia in the law on the process bbreve? And a 41? When I told him that chiddu cornutu pelatu vuliva headlights jiapriri to Pianosa , my marriage took us nu mezzu infarct. Yet the closest I villagers arrested "
" I understand, of course, but a little at a time everything settles down ... We can not do everything at once ... "
" But all at once duviti headlights, altjimenti an award an order here and there, every month, people take a new plea for ingazzarsi. Duviti headlights jiforma a general of justice, one-off , Capitu? E nun chiste minghi ad personam Tappari holes for the processes of chiddu stjonzo "
" Please, keep a little 'respect for the elected by the people ... "
" Yes, elected with the votes and my money, though. Feel bbene ... "
" Yes sir ".
" You jipartire draft by Violante, Capitu? Chidda all goes well, opposition to the majority to vuatri and nuatri. Sure it takes time, but at least it puts a jiforma general all agree. You have to convince your cumpàri that chidda stjada is right. "
" Excuse me, let me ...", she tried to speak popes.
"And write them on the agenda of 41a, which chillu short memory chains!" * CLICK
*
"Allow me, since I'm not very familiar with the dead languages, I do not think that he well understood the question ... "
" He has already attacked the president, "said Telesina frowning." But do not worry, then I'll explain everything. Ah, look what the cat is back to torture Bondi.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Expandable Shower Curtain Rod

Our plan B in the bunker

Always closed on the house, mostly alone, me and him. Now do two weeks of forced cohabitation in an atmosphere of overwhelming paranoia of persecution, from monoloqui redde rationem , onanism tire in front of videos and movies of old orgette love top of the Bush era, when politics was still a serious thing, is to export democracy to Iraq without worrying too much about the house own, and the revolutionaries of the right had not yet realized the coup to subvert the will of the sovereign people .

The good news is that at least we left the bunker to return to the palace of pleasure . A stock Messac provided by Don Maccieddu, the chief district of the Senate , has opened a corridor between the assailants, the crowd of the urban area: unemployed, without hope, students without funds, without trial judges , opponents without events, corrupted without corrupting , candidates without party leader , aspiring parties without leaders, bureaucrats without chair, hold social card without recharging. All disappointed, all with the same face bleak focused solely on him, waiting for the miracle promised but never happened, even if only one of its late holiday for life under the palm trees of a tropical paradise.

I had already spoken in the past and I confirm: I am For months now that popes are working secretly "plan B", which would take effect in case he could not impose the backbone of his constitutional reform ( process dead ; appointment of attorneys to draw from the lists of national and pizza service limit to four months unpaid, direct confirmation of the Prime Minister through a runoff with opposition figures of his choice, abolishes the office of President of the Republic by bloodless means, closure of public schools and setting up lessons only on digital terrestrial, reduction of the parliament group leaders the two poles, where the majority has more vote, appointing all members of Cosa Nostra for over twenty years in the Knights of Labour).

The "plan B" is to find a friendly country, welcoming atmosphere for weather and feminine, it can host and who is not an abject deference to international treaties, such as laws on extradition and money laundering di denaro sporco. Fino a poco tempo fa il paese più gradito era la Libia, abbastanza vicina per favorire un rapido ritorno in patria in testa a una flottiglia di panfili di evasori padani, nel caso le acque giudiziarie tornassero un giorno a calmarsi. Ma lui non sopporta di passare per numero due, e da quando Gheddafi gli ha radunato sotto il naso un gregge di 250 squinzie peninsulari over 1,70 m al prezzo di soli 60 euro a testa per una notte di chiacchiere sull'Islam (mentre a lui tocca scucire gettoni da mille euri per rintronare le escort con il racconto dei suoi G8), la Libia gli sembra un pollaio troppo angusto per lui e l'amico beduino.

Ultimamente stava crescendo il suo interesse per il Brasile, che oltre a essere una fabbrica naturale di gnocche e gnocchi assortiti, ha anche dimostrato di riuscire a nutrire simpatie politiche per i criminali comuni italiani. Ma il destino gli ha messo davanti un'altra Corte Costituzionale, che ha concesso l' estradizione dell'antiredentista Cesare Battisti, creando per lui uno scomodo precedente. Così, mentre tiene d'occhio le prossime mosse di Lula , non smette di cercare sul mappamondo. Per ultimo è finito fra gli emiri sauditi , a tastare il terreno giuridico del deserto.

La gita in Arabia mi ha regalato un po' di respiro, ma dopo due giorni lui era di nuovo qui. Anzi, ha perfino organizzato una colazione con alcuni dei suoi più finti assecondatori senza nemmeno consultarmi. È stata una noia vederlo strapazzare una volta di più il suo servo spellicciato , e rinfacciargli la sua nullità di mero prestanome passacarte. Dopo la scenata gli altri hanno continuato a sorseggiare il caffè in silenzio, lo sguardo fisso sul piattino, e io mi chiedevo quali di quelle facce meste avrei rivisto ancora a casa mia.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

When To Use A Kitchenaid Paddle



Ora viviamo nel bunker . È un vero contrappasso per il mio coinquilino, venerato chansonnier dell'italico stivale nonché miglior primo ministro della storia d'Italia nei ritagli di tempo, il fatto di essere costretto a non mettere più il nose out of the house, and abandon beautiful and Latvian companies Putin's Palazzo Grazioli to plug into the thick walls of Palazzo Chigi that he has always looked down, officially because there is a danger that some "isolated mythomaniac" he put the hands on him. He repeated that the mirror is not just alarmist fantasies of secret services, which conform to reasons of protocol. "Who would want it to hurt this man so generous?", He wonders aloud, giving himself of her. Certainly not the hundreds of suspects in Italy for corruption, extortion , fraud and aggravated injury that, thanks to the last hole space-time di Ius Feratu , da un giorno all'altro si troveranno i processi futuri già prescritti da anni.

È questo l'enigma che da settimane lo tormenta: chi può avercela con lui e perché? Di favori è una vita che ne dispensa a tutti, sempre attento a non discriminare nessuno. I complottardi non possono certo annidarsi nella corte di anonimi satrapi che è arrivata in parlamento a ingrassarsi solo grazie al suo nome. Nemmeno quei suoi amici siciliani possono volergliene, vista la legge contro le intercettazioni e le riforme contro la giustizia che gli si sta confezionando appositamente. La Chiesa poi non può proprio lamentarsi: i fondi per le scuole private sono gli unici che le forbici della Finanziaria not cut; my balio also finished with the orgies at the palace and when he is an irresistible desire to use the pump comes up with a diplomatic tour in Eastern Europe (Poland , Bulgaria, Russia ). Even the opposition has a complaint, given the support that my roommate is paying homage to his old playmate bicameral tended to earn him yet another armchair of a long career spent in service if scientifically itself. Indeed, between the two is a new passion, as evidenced by the dialogue below, propitiated dall'amorino Telesina . Certainly not the Baffino D'Addario, but the blue pills, you know, miracles do.



remains the riddle of who is plotting behind her, that not even a visit to the ex-KGB Putin was able to clarify. Of course the trip was not just unnecessary, as well as test the gadgets that the hydraulic vitalise the lower parts with two local gemellone, and those Svetlana Galina, the award winning 2009 Viagra Ural section, my partner is also back with suitcases full of new dossier on the Italian Communists of the '50s, a type of documents in the past has always proved effective in convincing those responsible the constitutionality of certain decrees. But the most urgent issue del nemico interno le spie russe non hanno aiutato, se si eccettua considerazioni fantapolitiche ispirate da una storia piena di rivoluzioni popolari, e hanno invitato a riflettere sui 250.000 che si sono iscritti al prossimo No Cav Day, alle 100.000 signore che hanno firmato l'appello "Non sono una donna a sua disposizione" su Repubblica, agli incazzati dell' Aquila e a qualche milione di disoccupati a casa. Fantapolitica, appunto.