Sarà anche la prima aria di Natale in arrivo, ma negli ultimi tempi c'è troppo movimento dentro and around the house. Yesterday was the turn of some pretty girls , radunatesi for a test under our balcony. My roommate was not home, occurred when the sorceress and umbrellas are unlined lips of such a red Santa Claus knock suffered by the victim, already at its lowest resistance to the prolonged period of penance imposed by his chastity rehabilitator sexual Fornicon .
was up to the policemen guarding the house rescue readily with salts of cocaine, which returns immediately to the conscious world. He had not yet put up his unerring instinct latin lover already forced him to pull off irresistible seductive weapons: with his trembling hand began to sign blank checks to dozens of little women there, in the vain hope of bringing about in the house at least a couple. Only the heroism of the civil police, clipping him and dragged him up the stairs of the building, prevent him from squandering a fortune.
now we all compulsively try and use any means to achieve the coveted fur. Even coming to exchange valuable pieces of his government ministers of the caliphate for anonymous ex-Soviet, as if they were stickers. Today I was sharpening his nails on the cellophane that harness the human dimensions of a new statue in just recapitataci lounge when I heard death rattle. I nell'involucro enough digging to discover the terrified eyes of Don Bondio , packed and ready to be shipped to Turkmenistan. I have signed the first guancione with my claws (settlement of accounts for an old story of abuse suffered by me pseudolirici ) and I then closed the gift bag: I never interferes with the course of international diplomacy.
Recently there has been a great rumor relations between the mafia and political power. As my partner is the most powerful man in Italy for years and has also hosted a Mafia boss in the house, it was foreseeable that some newspapers would plunged headlong in the easy equation. Less predictable was that repentant Mafia begin to "sing" to explain the uvula past associations between him, his accomplices and the honor society. "Why suddenly all this chatter?" Asked a little popes' disbelief. The Minister spellicciato straziagiustizia was unable to answer because he was too busy to get the abacus that only 1% of the processes will be required by law short trial.
Telesina proposed to directly ask the doctor . But it is not easy, because he is a fugitive. Don Maccieddu was then used to hold a conversation on Skype, that can not be intercepted by the ordinary courts. Right from his first words, the doctor seemed a little angry:
"What mminghia vuliti?"
"Good Doctor" and greeted Telesina reverent, "Kiss the hands symbolically."
"Speak, speak, kiss me, ca nun schifìu me. Vuliti Ca?"
"Look, this president was asked here have heard this ... sorry, this Spatuzza, that statement is doing ... So, we wanted to see if he is just a maverick, one on which you could maybe put some pressure , we say cross, you understand me doctor, just to get him to keep some 'more of confidentiality on some important issues Status ... or if some change is taking place in the general strategy, if that is not really Spatuzza but it could only have someone behind him who sent him out with a message ... we would like to understand first of all, here. "
" The message is that there nuatri nun sentìemu jappresentati most out of your chair. Chillu did fessu mezzu mundu with its promises. And u intantu 41 a nun there was still raised.
"But there seemed to be coming to meet him ... with the tax shelter, interceptions ... "
" But chidde are all things that are mainly aimed at him! Where's the money for the bridge over stjetto u? Peaks including the nun ancestral jeati mafia in the law on the process bbreve? And a 41? When I told him that chiddu cornutu pelatu vuliva headlights jiapriri to Pianosa , my marriage took us nu mezzu infarct. Yet the closest I villagers arrested "
" I understand, of course, but a little at a time everything settles down ... We can not do everything at once ... "
" But all at once duviti headlights, altjimenti an award an order here and there, every month, people take a new plea for ingazzarsi. Duviti headlights jiforma a general of justice, one-off , Capitu? E nun chiste minghi ad personam Tappari holes for the processes of chiddu stjonzo "
" Please, keep a little 'respect for the elected by the people ... "
" Yes, elected with the votes and my money, though. Feel bbene ... "
" Yes sir ".
" You jipartire draft by Violante, Capitu? Chidda all goes well, opposition to the majority to vuatri and nuatri. Sure it takes time, but at least it puts a jiforma general all agree. You have to convince your cumpàri that chidda stjada is right. "
" Excuse me, let me ...", she tried to speak popes.
"And write them on the agenda of 41a, which chillu short memory chains!" * CLICK
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"Allow me, since I'm not very familiar with the dead languages, I do not think that he well understood the question ... "
" He has already attacked the president, "said Telesina frowning." But do not worry, then I'll explain everything. Ah, look what the cat is back to torture Bondi.