Sunday, October 11, 2009

Puppy Throwing Up At Night

Caramba!



Il video musicale mi è stato inviato dai tre amici cileni nel riquadro, fratelli di padre diverso e grandissimi fan degli Inti-Illimani , oltreché, dal 7 ottobre scorso, della Corte Costituzionale italiana. L'omaggio ha parzialmente compensato la settimana bestiale passata con il mio coabitante. Egli è stato preda di una crisi in cui ha alternato pianti, canzoni di Apicella al pianoforte, orazioni sul comunismo sionista capeggiato dai golpisti Murdoch e De Benedetti sul lampadario, barzellette sugli Obama al balcone, insulti alle donne , filmini di Bush, confessioni spontanee , e pacche sulle proprie spalle al grido di "meno male che Silvio c'è". Ha persino provato a strapparsi i capelli d'acciaio, rischiando un pericoloso lifting craniale.

Se almeno il problema fosse stato solo lui! Per giorni qui a house was a bustle of people uncontrolled or less known: it seems that half of Italy has decided to pull out our rooms. To understand the gravity of the situation simply scroll through the list of lamentatores who came to kneel at the bedside of my roommate, as he received them lying on the sofa with zebra Roberto Cavalli black shirt by playboy chest open on a more flaccid than usual, and the smile fading a martyr next to the last pull. Besides the inevitable Telesina , now trading for the upholstery of our house, have spoken, in order of appearance: Gattomammone with son most intelligent and beautiful two druids drunk water from the Po porcellum more constitutional that maxillofacial surgeon, who has restored symmetry to the face of that Gattomammone; Malvenduti , the mechanical dog that tokens to be more than capable consistent ; Recycling , the longtime friend of of popes, more democratic than honest Spellicciato the video above, more knowledgeable of Justice on anti-mafia . Among them also many new faces and some tissue disguised as a minister, so that the procession would be too boring not to the landlord.

Cause all this chaos were those two stoats freeloaders still the other night here during a bacchanal worthy of Trimalchio, boasted of being able to drag their side judges still undecided on Lodo. Promises to be a lawyer. My roommate if he was drinking, and how, and why there was very bad. To no avail messages solidarity posthumous Fornicon and Kim Jong-il . Indeed, the first sent him into a rage even more: "He was right when he said that Tantardini is the most stupid of the world," he exclaimed. "He had to send a message of solidarity to Napolitano not only to me. If someone can think of no Ghedini, who has invented the award just for me! "

About the President: Lately I am just punishment. He's younger than willing to institutional clash. When the proposed President of the Republic had actually understood" the Bureau of bowling " (Chamber of Deputies) and already had been sensitive to that role quite sull'indeciso. The ladies when they lose it in your mouth can become aggressive. Now my roommate never fails to scare him and has become a game for him, threatening him with the clash between powers and his past pro-Soviet . So the old man called to apologize immediately after the vote of consultations, but my partner did not want to learn to speak. Worried, the old Stalinist who searched the banks of the Presidents of the Chambers, but even this is enough : the next day my roommate threatened him again. This morning the poor fellow has read an article in the newspaper-killer of Citizen Bergum, who accused him of simulated an illness not to meet pope, more or less as it had done last December skipping the meeting with the President on the pretext of back pain to jump on a Mandinka fabulous. The seasoned Communist has also tried this morning to assure him that the leg was really bad. But he had already left, to fetch tutti i fischi da solo a Messina .

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